Yeah, I know. I’m supposed to be a wise sage and all that. I’m also someone who just a little is clueless about day-to-day living. Or a lot. Actually, it usually is like that with us unworldly types. So I’m Transitioning, Right? (for those new here) From male to female. Or so I would like. It’s not as simple as just going oh! *ding* it’s ready! *mmmmnnn* yummy. Yeah. No.
Oh boy. So much work. So much money and tears. Anyway, I’ve been trying to acquire a new wardrobe. It should be simple, right? Just grab some jeans and a few tops and call it a day? Ugh. I looked in target and K-mart and a place called jeanswest and nothing really speaks to me. And those jean thingies! ever tried squatting in them? horrible. you get these awful red marks on the inside of your knees. It’s like they don’t want you to do that sort of thing or something. Anyone of you regulars remember me getting really excited about clothes from china? I mentioned they do custom tailoring so that you know, things actually fit people like myself?
Well… I’ve gone to the trouble of acquiring a measuring tape so we’re moving forward. Mind you, that was hard for me. In this god-forsaken town apparently finding anything is like some sadistic joke. I mean, you’d think a craft shop would having a measuring tape? So did I. Anyway, add in my overall aversion to human contact (can’t ask staff for help) and you get a rather stressful morning. But we have it! Bwahahahaha… We win. only took all morning. I guess I was wondering just how unusual my tastes actually were. As in, will I get weird looks? (also they make me gush and make funny animal noises so I definitely like them)
Oh, and what do you think about that one on the left? Pink or grey? I’m leaning towards grey but hey! Pink ya know? Arrgh! (get the grey you moron! goodness me.) I hate having lots of choices. And Even if I do like them, Am I just going to look stupid and ugly in them? I want to have someone elses perspective. Anyway, I was taking some measurements of myself and it seems like my shoulder width is only 41 centimetres. (give or take)
And if I’m going to measure my ‘bust’ should I be wearing padding? I mean, I don’t exactly have breasts. They are tiny and adorable! Like little pinpricks. One day they might grow up to be big and stong. Hehe. Oh, and I need boots! Hmm… I don’t really know anything about women’s shoes? Which ones are comfy? What do I want? Can I find some that are good in my size? What am I in mens? 10 and a half or something stupid. This is starting to get old. But I’m not giving up. Oh hell no. The clothes I like are perfect for hiding literally everything so even my annoying male voice is in agreement. (tunics cover crotch yay.) And the most important detail: Woosh! My clothes are flowing and amazing! *flails arms*. And now for commercial break!
Oh, and feel free to tell me about you personal style (or not, it’s cool either way). I’m curious and intrigued.